Thursday, August 5, 2010

Top 10 Handbags you NEED


Opposed to the title... these are merely bags I think you should wear this season. You do not need them (except for #9 the Valentino) but for your up coming purchase of a handbag this season please consider the following.


(I alphabetized them as to not pick and choose favorites. But I did anyway. You'll see.)


#1
Alexander McQueen
This candy apple will turn you into a lavish queen instead of a passed out husk on the cottage floor. God that horrid beast of a witch thing that was after Snow White NEEDS TO GO! Uglies... Always hatin on the gentile ladies!
Alexander McQueen Brass Ring Clutch - $1785.00



#2
Alexander McQueen

Look I'm frugal! This Canvas tote is WAY better than that Anya Hindmarch (I'm not a plastic bag - But I am uglier than sin) in your closet.
Swish it up a bit with this Lavish twist on an environmental tote
Alexander McQueen Skull Print Canvas Wonderment - $650.00



#3
Burberry

I had to use two pics because of the stunning beauty this bag has to offer. Don't get nervous but they are limited edition!
K...
no they're not but you NEED NEED NEED this tote!
Burberry Cable Haymarket Check Tote - $1495.00



#4
Christian Louboutin

Who a cute widdle guy? Yes You are! And when you're angry you can kick it.
Okay don't kick it, it's Mink and that's difficult to refurbish.
Christian Louboutin Mink Over the shoulder evening bag - $1395.00



#5
Diesel

Alright bust out the leather this party is getting Kinky! If you took all of the chord chains from this bag you could tie someone up. Call me
Diesel Chordy handbag - $240.00



#6
Jimmy Choo

Two pics needed! You have to appreciate the detail of the water snake used in this bag! from the zip pull to the fringe you are basically wearing an entire snake! Kind of creepy. YAY!
Palladium hardware also looks great on the black version of this bag
Jimmy Choo Shoulder Bag - $1295.00



#8
Nancy Gonzalez

(I skipped #7 Pay attention!)
This bag reminds me of when I worked at Holt Renfrew in Toronto. Nancy Gonzalez bags were selling like hotcakes and, let me tell you... this bag was WAY hotter than anything we sold!
Nancy Gonzalez Croc and Whipsnake Cage Tote - $2600.00



#9
Valentino

Wow! All jokes aside this bag really is FANTASTIC! and if you haven't seen the Ready to wear collection at a local retailer (unless you live in Canada) then do (or if you're a Canuck then go to http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/ and FEAST your eyes while ingesting maple syrup!)
Valentino Rosier Tote - $1795.00



#10
Chanel

(Told you I wasn't going to completely go alphabetically)
No matter what your style you will need the heaviest of sedation to get over the excitement you will feel on just looking at this incredible masterful China Doll in Plexiglas enamel and strass! Strass is used to imbue this evening clutch with Sass. I... am... so... LAME! K no but Strass is glass with a higher than normal lead oxide level (giving it fabulous colors) which is then cut to make it appear like gemstones. (#themoreyouknow)
Chanel China Doll Evening bag - Undi$clo$ed! ... - That mean$ it co$t$ more than a $mall hou$e.

3 comments:

  1. Hey Mark, Its Andy Jones!
    The run away fashionesta formally from etown now in T.O
    Great choices babe in hand bags!
    Hope all is well and best of luck with your blog!

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  2. 2,5, and 6... You're right, I do NEED them!! This may be the greatest thing I have read in a YEAR!!! Thanks Mark!! <3

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