Dinner for Schmucks

No pics I don't condone this nonsense Buffoonery!

Alright this'll be short.


Dinner for Schmucks was... a disaster.
Like 3 funny parts
Like 1 million parts where you just wanted to DIE or leave the Theater. and
Like the weakest story EVER!


Do not like it on Facebook
Do not encourage or hang out with people who have seen it and say it was good
And Certainly DO NOT SEE IT!

There I think that about sums it up.

Alright I have to say one nice thing

Stephanie Szostak was beautiful and I loved her Balenciaga.
And Paul Rudd kinda makes me blush... a little.

There that's it.

And I dislike creepy dead mice.

K now I'm done.

918 Porsch Spyder... Call me!

Lets talk Porsche for a minute…

I’m not an uber car person nor am I a Porsche aficionado but this concept Porsche 918 Spyder is really Sexy Sleek!

Oh Wait… This just in!! It has been stripped of it’s “concept” title and thrown into the Throngs of Production! Hot!

Here’s some pics of this majestic $600,000 set of wheels.

10 Thumbs up for Inception!

Alright... You cannot see Inception and tell me
A) it wasn't an original idea
B) the graphics weren't amazing
or C) the Acting was sub par. K maybe Mal (Marion Cotillard), but I still think overall they nailed it!

As per usual I couldn't stop loving Leo's hair, but that didn't take away from the plot or my amazement at the dream in a dream concept. I love having dreams where you get so lost it seems like reality. LOVE!

Misc pics of Leo to make this blog worth reading...

Oh and how much do I adore Ellen Page? She rocked in Juno and I can think of no other who would have literally owned the role of the architect Ariadne other than Mrs.Page.

***SPOILER ALERT***

If you have seen the movie I highly recommend visiting this website. But ONLY if you have

http://screenrant.com/inception-spoilers-discussion-kofi-68330/2/

Just for the record I obviously didn't write the caption on this photograph! Your Ming... (oooooh 3 dots very mysterious) Is the scene of the crime??? Wha??)

GOD My Phone Sucks!

We all have ‘em but are the ones in our pocket… in your pocket, standing up to these beauties coming out of Italy, France and Other fashion capitals?

We all remember the Dolce Motorola RAZR V1 V2 and V3 but what else is out there?

Versace just released this piece of work named the “Versace Unique”. Hand made with Alligator hide, calf skin and ceramic it sports a glamorous sapphire scratch resistant glass that protects it’s larger than life touch screen. With a selection of colors from pink to brown to classic black, who needs a clutch when you have this sexy phone? The stats look as good as the next smart phone including a 5 Megapixel camera with flash similar to the one on the new iPhone 4 and other techy things but LG assures us this phone is up to snuff. I personally love the medusa insignia on the back it really gets my fashion adrenaline pumping! At $7,750 Canadian this treasure will set you back while in the very next breath bump you to the front row to any and all New York Fashion Week show this September if you can afford the flight! Need more info? Go to http://www.Versace.com/mobile and sign up to be selected to receive the information you desire.

Next up we have the Dior Phone accompanied by the “My Dior”. Made in France by Modelabs engineers (with the help of Sony) this phone is especially designed for women. Is it because it has the option to be encrusted with 640 diamonds and sapphires? No. It is because of the “My Dior”. This handy second phone which links to your actual Dior Phone via Bluetooth hangs like a bag charm on the outside of your (no doubt) Dior bag (Which no doubt is embroidered with the same iconic Cannage pattern Dior is known for that is all over your lux phone). My question is this to Mr. Galliano… I wear bags, I love Sapphires, I LOVE 3.251 CARATS OF DIAMONDS! Why then is this phone not for me? Oh right because it’s just under $30,000 Canadian ($4,764 without the diamonds)! And most men don’t wear bags. Alright fine!

Moving on... Alright after 1 more pic!

Now on to something that doesn’t have a price because I’m depressed! This Chanel phone is a beautiful concept that may never make it to production simply because the intricate network of fiber optic light bending… well, it doesn’t exist. Anyway it is a designer phone and that’s why it’s here. Also if it ever exists it’ll be an infinite amount of money so… there you go.

Tell me which one you’d get I want to know.