Dinner for Schmucks

No pics I don't condone this nonsense Buffoonery!

Alright this'll be short.


Dinner for Schmucks was... a disaster.
Like 3 funny parts
Like 1 million parts where you just wanted to DIE or leave the Theater. and
Like the weakest story EVER!


Do not like it on Facebook
Do not encourage or hang out with people who have seen it and say it was good
And Certainly DO NOT SEE IT!

There I think that about sums it up.

Alright I have to say one nice thing

Stephanie Szostak was beautiful and I loved her Balenciaga.
And Paul Rudd kinda makes me blush... a little.

There that's it.

And I dislike creepy dead mice.

K now I'm done.

918 Porsch Spyder... Call me!

Lets talk Porsche for a minute…

I’m not an uber car person nor am I a Porsche aficionado but this concept Porsche 918 Spyder is really Sexy Sleek!

Oh Wait… This just in!! It has been stripped of it’s “concept” title and thrown into the Throngs of Production! Hot!

Here’s some pics of this majestic $600,000 set of wheels.

10 Thumbs up for Inception!

Alright... You cannot see Inception and tell me
A) it wasn't an original idea
B) the graphics weren't amazing
or C) the Acting was sub par. K maybe Mal (Marion Cotillard), but I still think overall they nailed it!

As per usual I couldn't stop loving Leo's hair, but that didn't take away from the plot or my amazement at the dream in a dream concept. I love having dreams where you get so lost it seems like reality. LOVE!

Misc pics of Leo to make this blog worth reading...

Oh and how much do I adore Ellen Page? She rocked in Juno and I can think of no other who would have literally owned the role of the architect Ariadne other than Mrs.Page.

***SPOILER ALERT***

If you have seen the movie I highly recommend visiting this website. But ONLY if you have

http://screenrant.com/inception-spoilers-discussion-kofi-68330/2/

Just for the record I obviously didn't write the caption on this photograph! Your Ming... (oooooh 3 dots very mysterious) Is the scene of the crime??? Wha??)

GOD My Phone Sucks!

We all have ‘em but are the ones in our pocket… in your pocket, standing up to these beauties coming out of Italy, France and Other fashion capitals?

We all remember the Dolce Motorola RAZR V1 V2 and V3 but what else is out there?

Versace just released this piece of work named the “Versace Unique”. Hand made with Alligator hide, calf skin and ceramic it sports a glamorous sapphire scratch resistant glass that protects it’s larger than life touch screen. With a selection of colors from pink to brown to classic black, who needs a clutch when you have this sexy phone? The stats look as good as the next smart phone including a 5 Megapixel camera with flash similar to the one on the new iPhone 4 and other techy things but LG assures us this phone is up to snuff. I personally love the medusa insignia on the back it really gets my fashion adrenaline pumping! At $7,750 Canadian this treasure will set you back while in the very next breath bump you to the front row to any and all New York Fashion Week show this September if you can afford the flight! Need more info? Go to http://www.Versace.com/mobile and sign up to be selected to receive the information you desire.

Next up we have the Dior Phone accompanied by the “My Dior”. Made in France by Modelabs engineers (with the help of Sony) this phone is especially designed for women. Is it because it has the option to be encrusted with 640 diamonds and sapphires? No. It is because of the “My Dior”. This handy second phone which links to your actual Dior Phone via Bluetooth hangs like a bag charm on the outside of your (no doubt) Dior bag (Which no doubt is embroidered with the same iconic Cannage pattern Dior is known for that is all over your lux phone). My question is this to Mr. Galliano… I wear bags, I love Sapphires, I LOVE 3.251 CARATS OF DIAMONDS! Why then is this phone not for me? Oh right because it’s just under $30,000 Canadian ($4,764 without the diamonds)! And most men don’t wear bags. Alright fine!

Moving on... Alright after 1 more pic!

Now on to something that doesn’t have a price because I’m depressed! This Chanel phone is a beautiful concept that may never make it to production simply because the intricate network of fiber optic light bending… well, it doesn’t exist. Anyway it is a designer phone and that’s why it’s here. Also if it ever exists it’ll be an infinite amount of money so… there you go.

Tell me which one you’d get I want to know.

Prince Of Persia

Prince Of Persia

I really wasn’t thrilled with this film. The graphics were really good in some parts and a little sloppy in others. Also you could barely see where they used computers to animate Prince Dastan as he danced around the city on dangerously thin wooden planks or performed gravity defying horizontal wall running. If you are in for wasting some time and money, then the visual is worth it. But it is definitely a renter.

Jake Gyllenhaal really is a great looking guy. He clearly worked out very hard for this film and I think people are right to be excited to see him bare chested. I did however have a problem with his attire.

Now I know it is a rendition from a video game (which I have played and enjoyed) but really? When you see this rugged “I don’t give a damn” man fighting in the streets and literally throwing himself off cliffs… I find it hard to picture this same man wrapping thin strips of leather around his arms for the express purpose of looking good/cool. I think fashion is not the first, second, or last thing on his mind. Honestly I think everyone would be happy if he took a page out of He-Man’s book and just took it all off. You only need a loin cloth anyway right?? Come-On!

Lastly I have to say Gemma Arterton did a pretty decent job of a prudish Brit who was also the keeper of sacred knowledge and a princess who could fight and wear pretty makeup and clothes and was at the same time a damsel in distress named Tamina and a shaman and …… Oh yeah that doesn’t make sense. None of it. But she worked it.

Final opinion = Don’t see it in theaters. See it when you’re significant other wants to stay in and cuddle because you won’t watch the movie anyway.

Iron Man 2 and Baby

Welcome back, welcome back! So glad you could make it.

Alright Iron Man 2. A word I would use to describe it would be... “Awesome”! I really enjoyed it. I saw in this movie how good an actor Robert Downey Jr. really is as Tony Stark. He is also swaying my opinion of the name Tony. Why??? Because Tony Stark is an ego driven, money hungry, genius that is kind of super awesome! I’m not going to lie if I had his money I’d have pretty much everything set up the way he does in his film. The downstairs Super Hi-tech-man-cave was really the highlight of the film for me.

I just realized something… I’m SUCH a Geek! Moving on.

But seriously I want that cave as my home (before it all gets destroyed that is) and I want to have it so everything and I mean everything is SUPER connected. Matt brought up an interesting point. “He must be on the fastest connection EVER!” As usual he would have to be right. As soon as Mr.Stark clapped his hands and asked for anything it was immediately up on the screen and giving him all the information he needed and all the info he didn’t. Too cool!

As for the plot, it wasn’t bad. Matt and I started debating for approximately 3 seconds as to whether the plot was decent and though it was it was certainly not “deep” and/or “all that meaningful”. But it is also derived from a comic book so… There you go.

I have to give MAD props to Scarlette Johansson for absolutely ROCKING my world. If I wasn’t a married man (or married to a man) I’d be all about her chicken! Her character (alias)Natalie Rushman … or Natasha Romanoff as it were, was super thrilling, hot, funny and had the perfect amount of curves for a woman. I have to go out and rent all of her previous movies which by the way were:

1. The Avengers (2012) (announced) (rumored) .... Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

2. Nick Fury (2012) (announced) (rumored) .... Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

3. Iron Man 2 (2010) .... Natalie Rushman / Natasha Romanoff

5. He's Just Not That Into You (2009) .... Anna Marks

6. The Spirit (2008) .... Silken Floss

7. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) .... Cristina

8. The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) .... Mary Boleyn

9. The Nanny Diaries (2007) .... Annie Braddock

11. The Prestige (2006) .... Olivia Wenscombe

12. The Black Dahlia (2006) .... Kay Lake

13. Scoop (2006) .... Sondra Pransky

14. The Island (2005) .... Jordan Two Delta / Sarah Jordan

15. Match Point (2005) .... Nola Rice

16. In Good Company (2004) .... Alex

17. The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004) (VG) (voice) .... Mindy

19. A Good Woman (2004) .... Meg Windermere

20. A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004) .... Pursy Will

21. The Perfect Score (2004) .... Francesca Curtis

22. Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) .... Griet

23. Lost in Translation (2003) .... Charlotte

24. Eight Legged Freaks (2002) .... Ashley Parker

25. An American Rhapsody (2001) .... Suzanne - at 15

26. Ghost World (2001) .... Rebecca

27. The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) .... Birdy Abundas

28. My Brother the Pig (1999) .... Kathy Caldwell

29. The Horse Whisperer (1998) .... Grace MacLean

30. Home Alone 3 (1997) .... Molly Pruitt

31. Fall (1997) .... Little Girl

32. If Lucy Fell (1996) .... Emily

33. Manny & Lo (1996) .... Amanda

35. Just Cause (1995) .... Katie Armstrong

36. North (1994) .... Laura Nelson

Okay maybe on second thought I’ll watch them over a period of time. Geez girls’s been busy!

For all you Iron Man 2 fans - I found this next surprise online and if you’ve seen it before... giggle to yourself. If not be thankful for me and laugh out loud! Then forward my blog on and send the message: "OGM LOL!" with it. Then follow my Blog because I am awesome.

K Mark Out!

Sex & The City 2 this authors opinion

Well Come and gone was the opening weekend of Sex & The City 2 and in some hearts the sparkle for these lavish girls lives on... But Not in mine.

I'm not even going to talk about the wedding. Moving on.

Why you ask? Luster was lacking in this second rendition of the Sex & The City's move from series to movie magic. It's really surprising a film (the first one) could be SO good and then fall so hard. The outfits were dull for the most part, the styling seemed off and the story was as random as it was boring. I found myself saying who cares what you are going through. From watching Sex & The City I know you are definitely NOT supposed to have that attitude. But there I was wondering when the fabulousness was going to enter stage left. Unfortunately it did not.

I found myself saying I like your shoes but... or that bag is a really strong statement, why didn't you just stop there. No you had to go all gorilla mohair on your chest... and then dye it ORANGE! Alright I love Louis but seriously. TeddyRuxpin was popular in the eighties for a reason.


I did really enjoy the living it up in Abu Dhabi parts. I would like to do that someday soon, and lets not forget the champagne camping in the desert! That looks like it'd be a lot of fun. I would like to stay over night hopefully in Egypt or something the camel it back to my hotel when I need a shower.

Moving along - Samantha... you really need to tell the camera crews to stop following you around during those sex scenes, I feel like I'm watching my mother have sex. I'm glad you're having it, but what used to be hot is now kinda akward. I still respect you for it though.

I have to give Miranda props for earning my respect again. After the last movie I was pretty much done with her after the whole "You two are crazy to get married" bit. She really picked it up a notch this time around.

Lastly I really hope they make another movie otherwise I will be left with this bitter taste in my mouth ruining all my wine!