GOD My Phone Sucks!

We all have ‘em but are the ones in our pocket… in your pocket, standing up to these beauties coming out of Italy, France and Other fashion capitals?

We all remember the Dolce Motorola RAZR V1 V2 and V3 but what else is out there?

Versace just released this piece of work named the “Versace Unique”. Hand made with Alligator hide, calf skin and ceramic it sports a glamorous sapphire scratch resistant glass that protects it’s larger than life touch screen. With a selection of colors from pink to brown to classic black, who needs a clutch when you have this sexy phone? The stats look as good as the next smart phone including a 5 Megapixel camera with flash similar to the one on the new iPhone 4 and other techy things but LG assures us this phone is up to snuff. I personally love the medusa insignia on the back it really gets my fashion adrenaline pumping! At $7,750 Canadian this treasure will set you back while in the very next breath bump you to the front row to any and all New York Fashion Week show this September if you can afford the flight! Need more info? Go to http://www.Versace.com/mobile and sign up to be selected to receive the information you desire.

Next up we have the Dior Phone accompanied by the “My Dior”. Made in France by Modelabs engineers (with the help of Sony) this phone is especially designed for women. Is it because it has the option to be encrusted with 640 diamonds and sapphires? No. It is because of the “My Dior”. This handy second phone which links to your actual Dior Phone via Bluetooth hangs like a bag charm on the outside of your (no doubt) Dior bag (Which no doubt is embroidered with the same iconic Cannage pattern Dior is known for that is all over your lux phone). My question is this to Mr. Galliano… I wear bags, I love Sapphires, I LOVE 3.251 CARATS OF DIAMONDS! Why then is this phone not for me? Oh right because it’s just under $30,000 Canadian ($4,764 without the diamonds)! And most men don’t wear bags. Alright fine!

Moving on... Alright after 1 more pic!

Now on to something that doesn’t have a price because I’m depressed! This Chanel phone is a beautiful concept that may never make it to production simply because the intricate network of fiber optic light bending… well, it doesn’t exist. Anyway it is a designer phone and that’s why it’s here. Also if it ever exists it’ll be an infinite amount of money so… there you go.

Tell me which one you’d get I want to know.